Meet Desmond"Earl" Ernest, Son of Edgar Edmund Edwards the Eight, grandson of Edwin Elmer Emmett, first of his name and descendent of Chad's mate Klye. Earl has spent millennia working as the keeper of the GenArchives and perfecting his craft. His exact start date is a bit blurry but is rumored to be around 1865...BCE.
So stories? Yeah this dude's got stories!
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